
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
in history we were watching a john green video on the french revolution and my teacher stopped it about 10 seconds before the video ended and turned off the projector and everything and started lecturing us about what the test would be on next class and by accident he hit the play button with his elbow and what blasts through the full-volume speakers is john green saying IM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS
nayx:
that laser eye surgery was real expensive, but on the plus side, i now have laser eyes, time to vanquish my foes